Burgers

Coming from the prairies, where cows are abundant, it seems odd to me that the main entree would be processed beef-type food in lieu of actual beef. Last time I had one of these things, I was sick for 3 days. I don't know if I had the flu or if my illness was directly related to my meal, but I wasn't taking any chances. Besides, there's something oddly frightening about the perfectly symmetrical and evenly levelled patties passing a beef burgers.

Spinach salad and chicken noodle soup did the trick to ease the old hunger pains.